Had the CRaZIEST dream EVER!!
It felt so vivid and real, I swore it was really happening.
It started with Marc and I at a hotel, pretty sure it was the Hilton. Anyways, I was a SUPER SAIYAN. I didn’t look like one (cuz I’m sure there isn’t female saiyans… anywho) but I KNEW I had super cool powers and I can float around and all that crazy stuff. So we’re outside the hotel with everyone else who’s staying at the hotel because the hotel was being held hostage by… Frieza. Yes, the evil while and purple thing with a tail. He was trying to kidnapp my son and another lady’s daughter.
Wasn’t sure why, but I told Christopher to hang tight at the pool area with the crowd and I went inside to save the day or something. So I was inside a room, looking down the glass window and checking up on Christopher, and I saw the bastard Frieza snagging my kid. So it so happened that Christopher was the most super Saiyan ever, so that he just had to have him. But it turned out the other lady’s daughter was even better, so he flies him up to my window. (which is like the 20th floor or something) and starts dangling Christopher in the air trying to treatening me trade the lady’s daughter for Christopher. The look in the poor little bugy’s face as he screams was enough for me to shove the other girl to him. However, I didn’t want to trade another’s child’s life for mine but I couldn’t live without Christopher and I couldn’t imagine life without him. So I had to come up with some sort of plan.
All of a sudden, I was outside the hotel again, and no one could get into the hotel, but I knew Christopher and evil Frieza was at the top floor so I had to get in some how. So I devised a brilliant plan to use my sexuality to entice a fat Frieza sidekick to take me to his room inside the hotel so I can save Christopher…. Some pretty sexual things happened in the elevator up to his floor. But when the elevator door opened, I saw Christopher standing there… So I Flew to him, grabbed him and broke through the window. I can fly remember? I’m a Saiyan!
And I woke up to Christopher snuggling up to me and asking me to turn on the TV.
What I got out of the dream? I can’ve live without Christopher, the feeling of lost and love over him throughout my dream was so incredibly intense.
What was Marc doing the entire time? Not sure, he f-ed off somewhere…. pfft.
Toddler’s being a royal pain-in-the-ass today. Marc said he’s having one of those Lainy days… those Lainy Crabby days. I wanted to take him to either the fair or the pioneer village. But he insists on being a little whiny-screamy-annoying pain. So now I’m stuck inside with him confined in his bedroom. I am trying my best to ignore to his wailing and screaming for attention, and his occassional, “Mommy, are you happy now? Can I come out now?” I’d reply “No” and then more wailing and screaming….
Mommy’s happiness doesn’t elevate through time, it’s through your behavior….
Now I have some much needed/deserved alone time with my new laptop. Still not 100% happy with it, but at least I can get some updating done. You see this horrible wordpress template I am sporting right now? I want to convert it to something much more personal and better. Now, I’m not new to blogging…. I’ve had a blog off and on since I was 14. But I remember one of the best tools for web design was MS Front Page. It was one of these programs that seemed completely impossible to find. If you, or know of anyone that has that program. Please, do share.
Any design, theme ideas would be great too. 🙂
PS: BTW, I am thinking about switching over to blogger.
Moose, aka Eddie from Fraser died today! He’s the picture perfect dog. He will always be remembered as the dog with the most personality from his role in Fraser.
The beloved Taco Bell Chiuahua’s life was also tragically cut short on July 22, 2009 from a stroke. Wonder how many people will come to his memorial? I am not a Taco Bell fan personally, but that ad campaign did rock.
Hey everyone! It’s Heather from TotallyHeather.com. And I am so thrilled to be a guest writer for Lainy’s blog!
All day I’ve struggled with an idea to write about. Of course, when I’m under pressure, I get writer’s block. It’s something my publisher would change about me. In fact, it’s definitely something I would change about myself. It’s just another flaw to add to the list of life changes I’m trying to accomplish.
The first and most time consuming change that I am attempting to accomplish is changing my body. Right now, I have a far from ideal body shape and I’m actually really self-conscious about it. So how am I changing that? I hit the gym 6 days a week for about 2 hours. I’m eating healthier and six small meals a day instead of 3 large meals and a some junk food snacks. Right now, I stand at 5’2” and weigh… Well, we won’t exactly go into that. Instead, here’s a picture of me now and you can guess how much I weigh. This is my bravely sharing my BEFORE bikini shot. I can’t wait til I can show my AFTER shot.
Another physical change I want to make is my teeth. In high school, my wisdom teeth came in. Well they kind of came in. I have a very small mouth and they came in sideways. They pushed all of my teeth together and actually killed the inside of my front two teeth. So now they are inwards and kind of brown. So I’m saving for braces. And after I get braces, I’m going to get Lumineers to cover those two teeth. I’m actually so self-conscious about my teeth that I don’t smile with my teeth in pictures (this is me and my friend Erin at Disney trying on baby hats):
As it is, I’m actually a very outgoing person. I’m very social and I love to be around people. But strangely enough, I actually have relatively low self-esteem. I’m guessing it’s because of the latter two items that I commented on. So I’m trying to put myself out there more. I’m trying to be braver by smiling more often and not being too scared to wear a bathing suit in public. My first step in tackling that is by showing all of you what I look like in a bikini. I’m still in shock that I did that.
For me, change is exhilarating and great. And I only strive to change things that I know I can change. Otherwise, my efforts would be fruitless and I would make myself even more unhappy by trying to change things that just can’t change.
This is such an odd post for me. But I’d love to hear what you guys have to say! And I’d love to see you over at TotallyHeather.com!
Oh yeah, you can stalk me on Twitter @totallyheather
Heather from Confessions of a Lazy Writer will be writing a feature post to shed some of her insights, thought and feelings. Heather is an amazingly talented writer with extra doses of emotion and passion. Her and I have a lot in common. We’re both narcissitic and loves taking pictures of ourselves infront of mirrors. We’re also both very white-washed Asians living in North America. We’re also both members of the 20-something blog. Check out Confessions of a Lazy Writer to learn more about her…
Her blog will be posted later on 🙂
I will also be featured on her blog as well, so make sure you bookmark her site 🙂 ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
If I owned a Ferrari? And cruised around the city flashing my sexy car?
What if it was a Ferrari Testarossa 512TR?
What if it was Hello Kitty tripped out?
I didn’t think so…. I wouldn’t be either….
I jast had to repost this from Bananzattack